There's ZERO actual lavender in this sneaker
Yup, no lavender in this “Lavender” sneaker.
Not one drop, not one petal.
That's a shame, given all the healing superpowers lavender is supposed to have... "aids depression, insomnia, mood swings, and stress... clears your thinking, reduces worry, balances emotions, pays your mortgage".
Goodness.
Had we only had the foresight to integrate real lavender into the making of this sneaker.
But nope... world falling apart, gaping lavender-shaped-hole in our lives, and we've made a sneaker that only LOOKS kinda lavender.
Nice, gentle, peak-pastel, maybe-even-soothes-visually-but-not-actually lavender.
Our new lavender sneakers are here and we hope you like them.
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