Once upon a time, we made a shoe, called the Kitten Testicle Grey. It was a good shoe. And the shoe was good. And it became our best-selling shoe of all time EVER.

Three years, and a whole lot of kitten-testicle-stroking later, a customer asked us - "Can I have the kitten testicle grey, but as a boot, instead of a shoe?" And we said yes. And we made the boot. And the boot was good.

Our nubuck kitten is all grown up now - a full 4cm taller than he was - but just as playful, soft and gorgeously grey as ever.

Handmade from a supple nubuck leather, lined with ridiculously comfortable calfskin, and sporting a debossed ICH BIN ATHEIST rubber sole.

This boot will mostly kick the ass of any other boot in the world, mostly. It...

• Feels truly lovely - the silky calfskin lining and nubuck upper guarantee footgasms galore
• Is long-lasting; the natural rubber sole is dense and won't need repair or replacement for years (although repair and replacement are ultimately possible). 
• Has a durable nubuck upper, stronger than suede, despite the similar velvety feeling. 
• Is relatively easy to care for; it's already the colour of dirt so will look pretty much the same after exposure to dust and grub. 
• Will keep your feet dry, although it is helpful to spray the nubuck with "impregnierung" or rain protective spray in advance of wearing it in the rain. Please note - this is an open leather, so it may attain water marks with use, but the function of the leather will not be compromised by water.  
• Is the proud work of very talented shoemakers - you can see their care and precision in particular in the traditional blake stitch on the sole
• Is lovingly debossed with the words ICH BIN ATHEIST
• Looks awesome with different coloured laces

*STOP PRESS* - all our boots now come with a bunch of different coloured laces, as standard. It's a bit of a lucky dip - colours depend on availability, so we can't promise anything particular - but we'll definitely send you a fetching range.